(via peterpanfox)
Closer: The Closening
if closer was a horror movie directed by me ( an idiot )
fly to safety
(via up-and-over-it)
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
(via kaeandlucy)
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
(Source: carsonmitchell, via l1berum)
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
(via cjsgoldfish)
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
(via cjsgoldfish)
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
(via cjsgoldfish)
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
They’re going to take away our free porn!
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
(via cjsgoldfish)
graham norton and your beautiful sarcastic bitchiness.
(via hidden-under-the-desk)
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
(Source: offurl, via laughcentre)


















